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Yaru-o-tetana-u! Yaru-o-tetana-u!
Tojutsu-o! Yaru-o-tetana-u!
Tojutsu-o-yaru-o-tetana-u!
A while ago, we played a game called "If you're against elementary school students, you can't win soccer."
Yes!
What was the result?
A complete defeat!
Why do you think we lost?
Disappointment.
You're right!
Of course we don't do anything, and we're practicing seriously, so we don't lose against elementary school students.
I've noticed something obvious, but in this world, there is a sport that can overturn such efforts with just physique alone!
Is that so?!
Is there such a thing?!
The topic is...
You're wearing a Seahorse Rikawa uniform today!
Wow! Thank you!
It's carrying me! It's carrying me!
Seahorse Rikawa-san gave it to you!
Thank you!
Yes! Basketball!
Oh!
Yes!
Basketball is a sport in which adults can play an active role!
That's right! Basketball is a sport in which adults can play an active role!
I think you're right!
Look!
The elementary school students who are making noise in front of you right now!
They're too young!
Huh! They're all old!
And also!
Elementary school students' baskets and baskets are lower than adults' baskets!
That's right!
I asked them to play a little, and if it's just you two, you can easily rank up!
It's easy!
So the shooting rate is 100%!
It increases!
Well, I think there will be opponents like this who will fight in the future,
so I hope you will grow up with the thought that you are not defeated by such opponents and that you are frustrated in the future!
- Hmm! - Yes!
Not "this kind of thing"!
Please say "this kind of thing"!
- Huh? - Not "this kind of thing"!
Which one is "this kind of thing"?
Do you think it's "this kind of thing" from your point of view?
No, I know them 60%!
No, you're half defeated!
You're half defeated!
- Well, "this kind of thing" is simple! - Yes!
- Yes, well... - Yes!
- Mr. Meo and Mr. Kazaki's basketball team - Yes!
- and Mr. Navy Hawk's team - Yes!
- will play a serious match! - Yes!
- It's a match! - It's a match!
Basically, this time, the strategy is up to you two!
- Oh! - Well, Yuremaru will do both!
Hmm! Well, I'll do my best!
- But you two will score a goal and hit it in! - Yes!
- Yes, we'll take all the rebounds! - Yes!
- That's all! - It's easy!
- And our team, Mr. Shibayu - Woohoo!
- is a little socialist right now - Yes!
- and there are only five of us! - Yes!
- In other words, if you lose weight in the pipe hall - Yes!
- you'll have to play with four people first! - Yes!
- Hey! - Please be careful of fouls!
- They're elementary school students - Yes!
- and if there's a digital zone - Yes!
- they might die! - Yes!
- I'd like to be careful, too! - Yes!
- It's okay, it's okay! - It's okay!
- How about you, Yuremaru? - Yuremaru, be careful!
- No, I'll really do it! - Yes!
- I'll really do it, Yuremaru! - Yes!
- Well, I think you know that - Yes!
- so I think you know the strategy - Yes!
- but that's a different area - Yes!
- so I'll explain it to you! - Yes!
- Well then, let's start the match! - Yes!
- Let's do our best! - Yes!
He is the next.
I'm so sorry about it.
You are so short.
I am not!
They are not tall.
The next player is...
Masashi!
He is so small.
The other side!
Go, Masashi!
Yaaaaay!
Move your feet!
Let's play!
The last is the match!
Oh, it's over, it's over, it's over.
Oh, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
Oh, there it is, there it is!
Winner!
Move it! Move it!
Hayao Miyamoto
Yoshio Miyamoto
What are you doing?!
Can't you see we're doing this?!
(Cheering)
Yeah!
(Cheering)
Yeah!
(Cheering)
Yeah!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm late.
Hey, you are late than I thought.
I should have told you earlier.
You are late than I thought.
I can do it well.
SEGA is 1.5 times.
1.5 times while playing.
Can you drink it?
I don't know if I can do it or not.
Let's not do it for a long time.
If you calm down and throw it high like this, you can't do it.
Can you do it?
Not like this, but like this.
OK, OK, OK.
Can you do it like this?
Yes, yes.
By the way, the team is checking the time.
I don't have a bandage, so I can't get a timeout.
It's hard!
All right!
Teach me this!
It's hard to release.
5 seconds overtime.
I don't know!
What is this!
I don't know!
I have to tell you!
What do you want me to tell you?!
5 seconds!
It's hard! It's hard! It's hard!
It's hard! It's hard!
It's high!
It's high! It's high!
Timeout!
Out!
(Squeak, squeak, squeak)
Hey, hey! We're losing!
This is bad!
Let's be careful and dunk with both hands.
Let me give you a hand.
OK, OK.
We have to trust each other and pass.
Pass slowly.
Here we go!
(Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak)
Pass it! Pass the ball!
Pass it, pass it!
Who's there?! Pass the ball!
Pass the ball!
Alright!
Pass it! Pass it!
Pass it!
Niki!
That's fine!
Go on!
Cut!
Come on!
Kick it higher!
Higher!
Higher, higher!
Take off with that foot!
Catch it with that foot!
Can, can, can, can!
Push me up, push me up!
More, more!
No way!
Much higher, much higher!
Higher, higher, higher!
You hit me!
No way!
No!
Go! Go! Go!
Be careful of the goby!
1, 2, 3!
Safe!
Don't touch it!
Don't touch the goby!
Don't touch it!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm holding it!
Yes!
You can do it!
Go! Go!
I'm holding it!
Haha!
I'm holding it!
Don't do it!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm holding it!
Go!
I'm holding it!
Wow, I'm surprised!
Please calm down!
Oh!
Go!
Yay!
Go, go!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Go!
It's cool, isn't it?
OK!
Good job!
Let's do the next one.
OK!
Go! Go! Go!
(Whistle)
(Applause)
Great gathering!
It's a great gathering this time!
It's not shrinking!
Huh?
I thought so.
It's wide!
Let the opponent shoot from the outside and get a free throw.
I can free throw from in front of me forcibly.
It's bad in front of the ball, but if you shoot from an unrelated place, you probably won't fly sideways.
It's a waste of time.
Because I'm tall!
Let's go check it out!
OK! Let's go!
Let's go!
(Applause)
Let's go!
(Whistle)
Six times! Six times!
(Applause)
(Whistle)
(Applause)
Go up!
Push her!
Go up!
Push her!
Go up!
Calm down! Calm down!
Calm down!
Go, go, go!
Calm down!
Go, go, go!
Grisroll!
Finally, I got it!
Alright!
Oh, no!
What's wrong?
Go, go, go!
Nice!
Go!
Nice!
Go, go, go!
It's fast!
It's fast, it's fast, it's fast!
It's fast!
I'll run away!
He's kind!
I've never seen a basketball like this!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Yes! Yes!
Good, good, good!
Hey, Hey!
I've got a bad feeling about this...!
Bam! Bam! Bam!
chance came in and...
Yes!
I can do it!
I can do it! I can do it!
He did it!
Peketan is a great player!
One more time!
What's happening?
I get a lot of points when I don't play well.
If you make a hole like that, you can easily go in.
If you hit it from the outside and it goes in, it's dangerous, isn't it?
That's right.
A pen and paper in between passes.
It's too obvious.
That's for sure.
But the distance between passes doesn't change at all.
It doesn't change at all!
It's the last one! It's the last one!
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Let's go!
I can't believe it!
It's too bumpy!
I can't even pass it!
Inomaru, you're not wearing a helmet today, are you?
It's too early for me to pass it.
If you get it, you can talk for two seconds.
I'll talk to you in a distance that doesn't reach you.
I'm tired!
Let's end it for a moment!
[The second half of the game]
Let's go!
Oh, it's hot!
Now!
Oh, it's hot!
Wow!
Hooray!
OK, OK, OK!
OK, OK!
Come on! Come on!
Ohhhh!
- Good! - All right!
- You can do it! - Go! Go! Go!
- You can do it! - Go! Go!
- Go! - Go!
You can do it, brother!
- Go! Go! - Go, Bambam!
You can do it!
Too bad!
Oh, that could be tough!
Nice!
Hooray!
Nice!
The power of teammates!
Nice!
Wow!
Nice!
9 seconds!
6 seconds!
6 seconds left!
Time's up!
Thank you very much!
[The result is...]
[46 vs 24]
Oh, it's almost a double score!
- Double score! - Mr. Horyu!
There were more in the beginning.
- There were more! - But there were more in the beginning.
- There were more. - There were more people bigger than us.
- Big and fast and many. - Right.
[The basketball phenomenon is still a popular topic among young people]
What was it?
It's when you're wearing all-coat and playing defense.
- Yeah, it's like that. - It's like that.
- It's like that.
This was our strategy when we were wearing all-coat and playing defense.
We thought we wouldn't be able to turn the ball around.
- We were playing defense from the start. - Yeah.
I think we weren't good at turning the ball around.
It was really hard to throw from the beginning.
And we were in a hurry.
We were in a hurry.
- We were in a hurry. - When there were three of us in front of us...
When there were so many of us in a place like a match...
We were nervous.
It was really impossible.
- No matter how many times we do it, it's like this. - It's definitely like this.
- We're not good at anything. - We're not good at anything.
- We're strong. - If we can just throw it, we can run away.
- That's right. - We're good at that strategy.
- We got a good strategy. - Yes.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- We're back! - We're back!
[The basketball phenomenon is still a popular topic among young people]